The Adventures of Super Calvin

Every Obsession is an Adventure

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There’s two types of anger one is dry and the other wet and basically wet anger is when your eyes water and your voice shakes and I hate that cause I feel weak when I’m crying while angry I like dry anger when your face is like stone and your voice is sharp I guess wet anger shows that you care too much and dry anger means you’re done.

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cosmo dating tip: sit on your crushes grave and recite poetry to them, then wear make-up and go for dinner at their parents house, then refuse to kill them for your cult and take a bullet for them. basically become simon monroe 

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