The Adventures of Super Calvin

Every Obsession is an Adventure

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My dad sent my mom flowers yesterday and all the guys at work (she works with all guys) asked her if they missed her birthday and she was like “No. My husband just loves me.” And walked away. Damn guys step up your game.

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rachaelkelleher:

I’d like to read fanfics where Arthur Pendragon is basically Indiana Jones. (Merlin can be Marian; she was totally Indy’s soul-mate) Is this a thing? If not, then it should be.

Filed under merlin au

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deheerkonijn:

Headcanon that whenever Arthur’s being annoying, Merlin busts out the Dolma and hobbles around after him acting like a lecherous old lady until Arthur apologizes 
100000000 years ago my pumpkin spice latte bubblelounge asked me for some Dolma love, and the Dolma is my everything, so I wanted to wait until after pthon to spend some proper time on it. 

deheerkonijn:

Headcanon that whenever Arthur’s being annoying, Merlin busts out the Dolma and hobbles around after him acting like a lecherous old lady until Arthur apologizes 

100000000 years ago my pumpkin spice latte bubblelounge asked me for some Dolma love, and the Dolma is my everything, so I wanted to wait until after pthon to spend some proper time on it. 

Filed under merlin merlin fanart the dolma

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the-dragons-thoughts:

Imagine finding a dragon egg one day, and it hatches in your house and thinks you’re its mom. Then the next morning you wake up and find this mini dragon has gathered all the lose change and shiny objects in your house in a pile, and is gnawing on a nickel. And then when you take it out for walks, it picks up every coin it sees cause its a hoarder. And your house is eventually full of coins. And you are rich. And have a dragon.

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